47 Random Memes For Those Of You That Need A Laugh

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shevyrolet
Dec 26, 2019 5:08 PM EST

This handpicked collection of funnies continues on here, for a quick mood booster and laugh. 

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  • 01
    Speedometer - Me: I should probably drive slow, don't want to get pulled over. Also me: HPN JOIX RANGE 100 HI I paid for the whole speedometer I'm gonna use the whole speedometer
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    Food - ME: I don't understand why my stomach always hurts. Also ME: Jannycopelandmemes
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    Internet meme - "WE WANT A SHRUBBERY!" ROOT BE SINCE ज VIA 9GAG.COM
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    Text - sedumjoy I'm both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can't rid a country of polio with plants. made-of-love-and-stars THIS. alandofdawnandstarlight Don't forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won't do shit against whooping cough dovewithscales Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections. dorkybooktrash I
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    Text - sweet caroline @carolin90087485 A girl DM'd me saying I post too much and I'm ugly, did a little digging, she works at a medical spa near by, made an appointment, asked for her specifically, suffice it to say she'll be waxing my asshole all morning...
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    Text - Husband: I'm a grown man, stop mothering me. @missmary1412 Also Husband: Did you bring my jacket? Have you seen my car keys? Did you make me lunch? I don't have any clean underwear.
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    Text - Kyle Karen MONSTER - puts holes in drywall - drinks monster • wants to speak with the manager puts a hole in any wall Is the manager IS a monster Kylo Ren + |l|
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    Electronics - No problem :) l Whirlpool WTF ?!?! +)
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    Cartoon - How To Distract An Egyptian God
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    Text - Keri Beri @Kercinogen Why is baked pronounced baked but naked isnt pronounced naked? Gugulethu Mhlungu @GugsM Because, as someone said, English is not a language, it's three languages wearing a trench coat pretending to be one. Most Relevant v Charlie Short pretty bold of you to say that since you got named after the sound a plunger makes
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    Text - Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass. Madame: What can we do for you? I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me. Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb Tyrion: Madame: and the mule? My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey. Tyrion: Madame: And what about
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    Text - Me after finally deciding what to watch on Netflix
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  • 13
    Product - PSY Trance Me PSYTrance somnamusIc Me PSYTrance Me Ain
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    Text - Polish man mistakes iron for telephone Polish man 'lost' inside São Paulo airport for 18 days Polish man finds bullet in head five years after party Polish man tried rafting to Australia Polish man electrocuted while peeing Polish man tries to bury wife alive Polish man tries to rob bank with spoon Florida man: Finally Aworthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
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  • 15
    Text - Colorado people be like: My Subaru runs on CBD
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    Cartoon - me: laying in bed,can't sleep, whips out phone, fires up porn and starts rubbing one out everyone monitoring my sleep study:
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    Album cover - SPRING IS HERE. NO WAIT, IT'S COLD.NO WAIT IT'S WARM.OH WAIT.SNOW IS COMING. ..... makeameme.org
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    Text - Kevin Hart @kevinhart0001 Guy (having sex): Oh yes Laurel! Give it to me! Laurel: WHO THE FUCK IS YANNY?! 5/16/18, 12:55 PM
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  • 19
    Font - I came. I saw. I had anxiely so I left. SO
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    Comics - VERY WELL, I SHALL PREPARE THE COFFEE. COME, HULK--I WILL REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE. BAH! HULK WOULD RATHER SMASH! MY MAN!
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    Dog - Why did it take my brain so long to figure out what was going on in this pic quicktempas
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    Text - James Breakwell O @XplodingUnicorn My father-in-law told everyone to be quiet so he could say grace. My 2-year-old howled like a wolf. She worships the old gods. 5:23 PM 26 Dec 16
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    Text - Listen, drunk me and sober me are NOT the same person. So if drunk me said or did something, you gotta take it up with drunk me. Dont come at sober me because we weren't there. We dont know what happened.
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  • 24
    Font - Oh look, it's my wife's last nerve.... I wanna touch it
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    Batman - don't belong in a tank Justkidding, this isawesome!
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    Natural foods - The "wow what are you cooking that smells really good" starter pack OBabaYagaBlaouits
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    Cat - When your soul is dark and evil, and they ask you to smile. OA
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    Animation - Helping ya parents with a tech problem...
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    Siberian husky - T IS ALLIGATOR I IS FEAR
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  • 30
    Text - Maybe I would've turned out prettier if I had spent 6th grade watching beauty gurus on YouTube instead of the Charlie The Unicorn video
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  • 31
    Cartoon - me : finally find the courage to talk about my HIV everyone in the gangbang: mafilp.com
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  • 32
    Text - Pranay Pathole @PPathole 1973: -What are you doing with that 4KB of RAM? -Sending people to the moon. 2019: - What are you doing with that 16GB of RAM and 102% CPU? - Excel has a dialogue box open somewhere.
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    Text - Drew Janda Gdrewjanda Follow MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BEES TO MY CAR I SPILLED ALL OVER MY CAR BEES ARE INSIDE OF MY CAR THEY COULD KILL ME I'M ALLERGIC TO BEES newenglander-gets-fit I CANNOT stop laughing. Source: loifactory 374,706 notes
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  • 34
    Flesh - „Could you use Daenerys' face?“ „Are you fuc***g kidding me?“
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    Tiger - U2 FREE KITTENS
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    Street dog - Lambs to the left of me. Mutton to the right. Here I am. Stuck in the middle with ewe.
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    Cartoon - MOSES AND NOAH HAVING AN ARGUMENT
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    Text - Michael @Home_Halfway Damn girl are you a kids movie from my generation because you're fun and cute but also horrifying in many ways I didn't originally realize. 09/12/2015, 16:08 3,322 Retweets 7,185 Likes
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    Text - l 89% I 11:33 AM * NNO Tweet V J. L. Meyer liked Nigel MacDugong @macdugong Trying to work out what kind of bird I could hear, then realised it wad my neighbour's baby, crying, and being answered by a crow. Took about ten minutes, but the crow calmed it and now both crow and baby are cawing to each other. I'm not saying this is how you get witches but- 11:24 PM 10 Jul 18 454 Retweets 1,328 Likes Tweet your reply
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    Newspaper - bE SEOGE Any a Cenga p fora phetogh t wi ta China Ferrari sex orgy death crash SENIOR cial son died after by TARIG TAHIR g h Fertai 4ppamaty dus another instao ef cus ad mck potm a mne tt anly s lessne amcng the coastry's poset ended his ambitm for a pot in th lle HeChina's et wth mea in gen were naled ar half-dresed daes U dake China' ggesting thry had been ielved the top feadershig lead ugper tak stng The incident folls the jaling They sad the shin appored linkal Havcm ক o , last m
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    Text - Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend's medication, and I didn't understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally-one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that's just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note. I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual
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  • 42
    Text - Rachel @Boozemunkee Dropping a sewing needle is like a cross between Where's Waldo and The Floor Is Lava except if you don't find Waldo he's gonna stab you.
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  • 43
    Toad - Smoking Psychedelic Toad Milk Could Alleviate Depression For Up To Four Weeks Share on Twitter f Share on Facebook + SHARES HEALTH AND MEDICINE BUFO ALVARIUS SECRETES A PSYCHEDELIC SUBSTANCE FROM THE GLANDS ON THE SIDES OF ITS NECK. IMAGE:J. BELLER/SHUTTERSTOCK
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  • 44
    Product - Smashley Ghoulish @AshleyJPL Dude just cruised past me riding a lawn chair taped to an electric skateboard while vaping and blasting Jack Johnson. Now I'm questioning all my life choices. 1111
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  • 45
    Text - Scottish Twitter is literally in its own worlde montyruck montyyy x Ryan Bryceland @RyanBryce Never understood why acts at festivals shout ' are you ready' aye two seconds pal a needty tie my lace pause the tunes Asked the burd in Krispy kremes for 5 Nutella donuts and she says "have you got any nut allergies" aye pal I'm planning suicide by donut 25/06/2015 16:37 Why dae folk ask babies stupid shite lit "Ur gettin big arent ye?" As if the wee cunts gony be like aye Moira yer spot on am o
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  • 46
    Banana - The Root Of All Stomach Problems - Avoid These 3 Foods BIOX4 Supplement bogleech it will be a cold day in hell before I give up eating banana skeletons
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  • 47
    Text - Tweet portia @catluvr420 christians if you die and anubis is waiting for you instead of jesus what would you say 1:49 AM 27 Feb 19 1 Like asra @magicthot 1m Replying to @catluvr420 sick fursuit jeezy boy
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